| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
8249o |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
1 |
| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
1 |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
1 |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
1 |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
1 |
| Chest of Books |
Found in the dusty cellars of the tower. Includes history of the Tower, maps and some old diaries. |
1 |
| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
1 |
| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
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| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
1 |
| Finger Puppet Theater Kit |
Now with stage curtains! Great for show-and-tell conflict resolution. |
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| Gold Coin Half |
Still worth quite a bit! |
1 |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
1 |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
1 |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
1 |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
1 |
| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
1 |
| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
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| Lightning Tiger Delta |
A familiar specifically for CelticDK. 4th of 4. |
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| Love Letter |
Each time you open the envelope you'll hear a faint whisper telling you how wonderful you are. |
1 |
| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Non-descript Cup |
Definitely not full of your favorite alcohol. Grab a few and give em out to your friends! |
1 |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
1 |
| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
1 |
| Pink Flashlight |
Very handy when sneaking around the tower at night. |
1 |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
1 |
| Plastic Action Dagger |
What every kid (Stowerling) wants for Christmas! Cool buttons that shoot lasers, beep and boop, many flashing lights and a hidden water-spraying gag function! Make all your fellow Stowerlings jealous with this baby! |
1 |
| Porcelain Cup of Unrealistic Physics |
Will not shatter when dropped. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
1 |
| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
1 |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
1 |
| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
1 |
| Sirens' Noise-Cancelling Earbuds |
Perfect for resisting ads. |
1 |
| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
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| Stuffed Bunny |
Extremely valuable to one person. They really miss it. |
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| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
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| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
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| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
2 |