| 7513 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Sirens' Noise-Cancelling Earbuds |
Perfect for resisting ads. |
| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
| Porcelain Cup of Unrealistic Physics |
Will not shatter when dropped. |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs x2 |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |