| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Robe Of Giant Inflation |
robe will inflate to an enormous size preventing the Stowerling from being flushed. Lasts for one flush. |
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| Janet's Apple Pie |
It don't taste so nice, but will cause you to wise up and build your thighs up. |
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| Aviar |
"A little bird companion. Some say they grant great gifts." |
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| Poorly Forged Ring |
“A rather lumpy but recognizable ring made of what appears to be gold. Has ‘One Ring’ written on the inside curve in red marker. Will probably scratch you if you try to wear it but that’s about it.” |
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| Marbles |
"Lost your marbles? Buy some more! These shiny glass orbs contain all the colours known to mankind and a few more besides. Don't look too closely at them - they have been known to cause some people to completely lose their marbles." |
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| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
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| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
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| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
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| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
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| Lightning Tiger Delta |
A familiar specifically for CelticDK. 4th of 4. |
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| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
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| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Pink Flashlight |
Very handy when sneaking around the tower at night. |
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| Love Letter |
Each time you open the envelope you'll hear a faint whisper telling you how wonderful you are. |
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| Non-descript Cup |
Definitely not full of your favorite alcohol. Grab a few and give em out to your friends! |
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| Gold Coin Half |
Still worth quite a bit! |
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| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
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| Plastic Action Dagger |
What every kid (Stowerling) wants for Christmas! Cool buttons that shoot lasers, beep and boop, many flashing lights and a hidden water-spraying gag function! Make all your fellow Stowerlings jealous with this baby! |
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| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
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| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
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| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Stuffed Bunny |
Extremely valuable to one person. They really miss it. |
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| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
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| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
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| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
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| Chest of Books |
Found in the dusty cellars of the tower. Includes history of the Tower, maps and some old diaries. |
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| Finger Puppet Theater Kit |
Now with stage curtains! Great for show-and-tell conflict resolution. |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
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| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
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| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
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| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
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| Blessing of Chernobog |
You wont like it, but youll remember it. |
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| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
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| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
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| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
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| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
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| Porcelain Cup of Unrealistic Physics |
Will not shatter when dropped. |
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| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
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| Sirens' Noise-Cancelling Earbuds |
Perfect for resisting ads. |
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