| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
15846o |
| Janet's Newspaper Hat |
Barely better than nothing for protecting your head in the rain. But, what the hell? It's all you've got. |
1 |
| Prosthetic Crab Claws |
"A wearable pair of crab claws for any and all crab-related emergencies." |
1 |
| Narrator's Light UP Globe |
A light up globe of the earth. Useful for making points when narrating or for giving directions to people from another planet. |
1 |
| Floor Show Fishnets |
Fishnet stockings for those who wish to participate in the floor show. One size fits most. Makes you feel sexy. |
1 |
| Trade Union membership |
"Because every worker needs a union. An injury to one is an injury to all! Comes with a sparkly rainbow-coloured membership card, free tea and biscuits and a militant, slightly terrifying rep who's always got your back." |
1 |
| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
1 |
| Super Snail |
Quicker than a cheetah, but leaves a sticky trail that smells of mustard. Scales the Tower in under 10 seconds! |
1 |
| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
1 |
| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
1 |
| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
1 |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
1 |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
1 |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
1 |
| Boo Brew |
Enjoy a pint of the Spiral's finest Halloween ale! Hints of pumpkin, blood, sweat, and tears. Cheers, friend! |
1 |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
1 |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
1 |
| Cujo |
Poor thing, a dog so good, all alone and misunderstood. All he ever wanted was to be the best boi, and all he needs is a squeaky toy! |
1 |
| A Stiff Drink |
Damn, this is what I needed after the week I had. |
1 |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
1 |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
1 |
| Spiral Cigar & Tower Aged Bourbon |
Heavenly. |
1 |
| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
1 |