| 9878 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
| Child-made Lemonade x2 |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
| Pack of Blood x3 |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
| Sheet |
You're the ghost of the Sparlor now! OooOooOo |
| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
| Chocolate Kiro |
Valentines Day is coming! And what could be cuter and sweeter than a little chocolate Kiro! Made from organic Spiral Chocolate! |
| The One Token x6 |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Frequent Flushing Miles x21 |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
| Spiral Gang Membership |
You're in it now. Includes instructions to secret booty shake and how to make the perfect mustard sandwich. |
| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
| Potatoes |
PO-TA-TOES. |
| How To Spiral 101 x8 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
| Gryphon's Gourmet Grub |
These gourmet rations are fit for a king – or at least a gryphon. It’s seeds. Just seeds, but the name makes you want them more, right? Right? |
| Octarine Lollipop x3 |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention |
These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
| Pre-wrapped Bacon |
If only I had a million dollars... |
| Proper Gourmet Hotdog x3 |
Hot DOG this was good. Great for any day of the week. |
| Lovely Lactase Pills x6 |
An easy to chew and swallow pill. Eradicates your intolerance. Not just for milk, though. |
| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
| Free Hugs x7 |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
| Skeleton Pie |
Cooked in the cellar kitchens, by the crooked chef, of some wretched bones, and ice cream cones. |
| Haunted Spiral Coin x3 |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Sheety Robe x2 |
A plain white 100% cotton robe made from our old sheets; recycling at its best! Two regular pockets, medium hood, nothing too fancy. Doubles as a ghost costume. |
| Boo Brew |
Enjoy a pint of the Spiral's finest Halloween ale! Hints of pumpkin, blood, sweat, and tears. Cheers, friend! |
| Handful of Treats |
For looking so fabulous, being so wonderful, and just for showing up! Enjoy! |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Red Flag |
Wanna be the new security chief? Wave it around or plant it in front of anyone who's acting suspiciously. |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
| 88 Proof Rootbeer |
Will knock your socks off, and your number-neighbor's socks too, honestly. Be careful! |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| Sushi |
Ooo, Sushi! Oh nevermind, it's from a gas station. |