| 1958 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Arcade Token of Infinite Continues |
Warning: Doesn’t work on real life. |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum x2 |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| True Love's Kiss |
A little over hyped. I can see why Hershey's stopped marketing as such. |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |