| 6564 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Comfy Coffin |
Unearthed from the depths of the Tower. Upgraded with plush bedding, bluetooth, surround sound and ambient lighting. Slightly haunted. |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Ultimate Spiral Goggles |
Dope as hell. Equipped with X-Ray vision, treasure detection, fresh meat scanners, party mode and night vision. |
| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
| Ruby Slippers |
With a click of your heels, you're teleported down to the Tower Gardens. |
| Less |
Less is more. |
| Spiral Summer Hits Vol 1 |
The hottest mixtape this summer! Includes the hits: Who Left The Meat Out, Party Flush Anthem, and Hunky Town. |