Unpacer's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
47496 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable.
Bottle of Mead of Poetry One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties.
Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed.
Cow Says Splushie SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo.
Ragnarök Insurance Can you afford not to buy it?
NyQuil Night Blend For when you REALLY need to sleep.
Sinjury Splushie SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH!
Sexy Sinjury Poster x2 Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice.
Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office.
Starlight Robe Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions.
Assfuck Splushie x2 SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though.
Frequent Flushing Miles ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on.
Terrific Tower Towel For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT!
Bag of Spiral Delight This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs.
Soothing Squish Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking.
Endless Spud Splushie SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please.