| 47496 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention |
These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
| Cow Says Splushie |
SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo. |
| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster x2 |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
| Assfuck Splushie x2 |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |