Unpacer's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
54806 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable.
Bottle of Mead of Poetry One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties.
Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed.
Cow Says Splushie SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo.
Ragnarök Insurance Can you afford not to buy it?
NyQuil Night Blend For when you REALLY need to sleep.
Sinjury Splushie x2 SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH!