| 370737 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Ice Cream Enema |
It's not for me... It's for my ass! |
| Assfuck Plushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
| Rude Sarcastic Plushie x2 |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
| Beans |
Three beans. Eat them or plant them. Who knows what they'll do.. Maybe you get your own beanstalk? |
| Canadian Dick Scott Plushie |
SpiP #040 - He may not be Canadian. He may not be a dick. He may not even be a Scott, but he has a flapping PacMan-like head and dreams of dragonballs! |
| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Extreme Backpack |
You've never seen a backpack like this! It looks SO cool and it fits...everything. Yes, literally EVERYTHING. Don't ask how. There might be a time-space continuum in there. |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| Fanny Pack of Holding |
Be careful not to lose your hand in its depths, or you might find yourself on a quest to retrieve it from the Land of Lost Socks. |
| Stower Speedos |
Funky, slick and hotter than the basement furnace. Perfect for slip-n-sliding down some flushy pipes and basking at the pool. All eyes on you! |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |