assfuck1911's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
406860 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Ice Cream Enema It's not for me... It's for my ass!
Assfuck Splushie SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though.
Ceremonial Robes Wow. So silky. You're special now.
Rude Sarcastic Splushie x2 SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him.
Child-made Lemonade Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable.
Beans Three beans. Eat them or plant them. Who knows what they'll do.. Maybe you get your own beanstalk?
Canadian Dick Scott Splushie SpiP #040 - He may not be Canadian. He may not be a dick. He may not even be a Scott, but he has a flapping PacMan-like head and dreams of dragonballs!
Commemorative Eggplant 'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member.
Sexy Sinjury Poster Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice.
Extreme Backpack You've never seen a backpack like this! It looks SO cool and it fits...everything. Yes, literally EVERYTHING. Don't ask how. There might be a time-space continuum in there.
Latex Robe High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick.
Emotional Support There for you, friend.
Fanny Pack of Holding Be careful not to lose your hand in its depths, or you might find yourself on a quest to retrieve it from the Land of Lost Socks.
Stower Speedos Funky, slick and hotter than the basement furnace. Perfect for slip-n-sliding down some flushy pipes and basking at the pool. All eyes on you!
Free Hugs Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend.
How To Spiral 101 What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions!
Tooting Jetpack Useful for traversing up floors quickly. Makes a distinct tooting sound and poofs out a cloud of blue smoke now and then. Pretty sure it works..
Soothing Squish Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking.
Spiral Sundress A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous!