| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Peppercorn |
"Perfect for paying that peppercorn rent for your Spiral Tower floor. Comes in pink, red, green, black, white and brown. May or may not be edible. Maybe don't risk it." |
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| Narrator's Light UP Globe |
A light up globe of the earth. Useful for making points when narrating or for giving directions to people from another planet. |
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| A Bee With a Deadly Sting |
You get a hit and your mind goes ping; |
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| Pack of three soaps |
"Three luxury bars of soap - Lavender, Rose, Naval Supremacy. You know they're extra fancy because they've got petals in them. Well, maybe not the latter - best not ask what those bits are. Perfect for the recently-flushed and the Rear Admiral in your life. Go and have a wash you stinky so-and-so." |
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| Judgemental dog |
"Oof, it's that side-eye that only dogs can do. He's not angry, just disappointed." |
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| Rainbow doughnuts |
"Packet of six delicious rainbow doughnuts. Eating one might make you gay. If you're already gay, they might either make you straight and/or even more gay. If you're bisexual, well that's anyone's guess and god(s) help you! High in cholesterol. No refunds." |
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| Bucket of rainbow dust |
"Sprinkle this magical dust, do a fabulous twirl and in no time you'll be feeling happy and gay - and making everyone else gay too!" |
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| The Complete Works of Cathal-Oh-Really |
"All the novels, plays, articles and other stupid shite passion projects Cathal-Oh-Really has ever written. Well, not the early works, they're far too embarrassing. Disclaimer: half of them are in Ulster Irish and one is in fairly bad Bosnian so good luck with those." |
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| Ill Intent |
“Diaphanous miasma that will surround you and inspire you to acts of intergalactic sabotage, fight for your rights, or just get it together. Requires proper licensure.” |
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| Trade Union membership |
"Because every worker needs a union. An injury to one is an injury to all! Comes with a sparkly rainbow-coloured membership card, free tea and biscuits and a militant, slightly terrifying rep who's always got your back." |
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| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
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| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
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| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
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| Anti-polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that cancels out a Polymorph Protection Emblem. |
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| Polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that protects the owner from changing form. |
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| Suspicious Note |
Someone has scribbled something very mysterious on this note.. Don't let anyone know you have it! |
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| Glitter Grenade |
Share your explosive love with your friends, from far away, behind a barricade. |
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| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
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| Dagger of Ice |
This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well. |
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| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
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