| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Spiral Buttplug |
A delightfully spinny and corkscrew-like little gadget. Doubles as a bottle opener, glows in the dark and always points to the Tower, should you get lost! |
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| Biz Splushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
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| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
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| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
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| Pencil Sharpener That Screams Encouragement |
YEAH!! GET IT!! |
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| Modular Bookmark |
Includes 12 detachable tabs and a tiny flag. |
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| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
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| Safari Scott Splushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
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| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
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| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| \"I <3 my Planet\" t-shirt |
The planet doesn't look like Earth... What planet is that? |
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| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
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| Tricorder Mini Power Bank |
Scans, stores, and occasionally charges your phone. |
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| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
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| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
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| Plato's Cave Candle |
Only shows the shadows you want to see. |
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| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
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| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
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| Lip-Teeth Arrows |
Honestly? The most disgusting weapon. Dug out from an old locker in that one room, you know? You know the room. Shoot someone with this and if the wound doesn't kill them, the horror will. |
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| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
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| Hot Sauce |
It's not hot at all but when you drink it, you will be! Smokin' hot. |
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| Teeth Stem Cells |
Grow brand new teeth! Also helps growing other appendages, to the size of a tooth. |
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| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
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| Massive Matzah Balls |
Goodness gracious, great balls of matzah! You've never seen ones this big! Something to brag about, for sure. |
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| Corgi Pup |
A cute little chonker with the fluffiest butt and a big attitude! His name is Craig. Craig the Corgi. |
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| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
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| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
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| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
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| Vulcan |
A class M planet orbiting 40 Eritani A, inhabited by the Vulcans. It is said to be quite warm, and the atmosphere quite thin. Live long and prosper. |
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| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
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| Tav MM |
Strange world where everyone has the same name, but they all have different stories. |
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| Time |
Time is money. |
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| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Chocolate Spiral Tower |
A swirly depiction of the Tower with each floor being a different flavor of white, dark or milk chocolate. WARNING: Over 9000 floors. Might cause nausea. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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| Python Quiz |
How many pythons does it take to build a bomb? How many pythons have been found in the Spiral toilets? How many pythons tall is the Tower? |
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| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
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| Stealth Sandals |
Comfort, cunning and stealth. Extremely lightweight and comfy sandals for all your towering needs. They'll never hear you sneaking in these! |
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| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
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| UnU Splushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
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| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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