| 22411 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| UnU Splushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Stealth Sandals |
Comfort, cunning and stealth. Extremely lightweight and comfy sandals for all your towering needs. They'll never hear you sneaking in these! |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Python Quiz |
How many pythons does it take to build a bomb? How many pythons have been found in the Spiral toilets? How many pythons tall is the Tower? |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Chocolate Spiral Tower |
A swirly depiction of the Tower with each floor being a different flavor of white, dark or milk chocolate. WARNING: Over 9000 floors. Might cause nausea. |
| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Time |
Time is money. |
| Tav MM |
Strange world where everyone has the same name, but they all have different stories. |
| Emotional Support x2 |
There for you, friend. |
| Vulcan |
A class M planet orbiting 40 Eritani A, inhabited by the Vulcans. It is said to be quite warm, and the atmosphere quite thin. Live long and prosper. |
| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Corgi Pup |
A cute little chonker with the fluffiest butt and a big attitude! His name is Craig. Craig the Corgi. |
| Massive Matzah Balls |
Goodness gracious, great balls of matzah! You've never seen ones this big! Something to brag about, for sure. |
| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
| Teeth Stem Cells |
Grow brand new teeth! Also helps growing other appendages, to the size of a tooth. |
| Hot Sauce |
It's not hot at all but when you drink it, you will be! Smokin' hot. |
| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
| Lip-Teeth Arrows |
Honestly? The most disgusting weapon. Dug out from an old locker in that one room, you know? You know the room. Shoot someone with this and if the wound doesn't kill them, the horror will. |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
| Plato's Cave Candle |
Only shows the shadows you want to see. |
| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
| Tricorder Mini Power Bank |
Scans, stores, and occasionally charges your phone. |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |