| 23560 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
| Red Flag |
Wanna be the new security chief? Wave it around or plant it in front of anyone who's acting suspiciously. |
| Corgi Pup |
A cute little chonker with the fluffiest butt and a big attitude! His name is Craig. Craig the Corgi. |
| Planet of the Grapes |
A planet where grapes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer. |
| Abusive AI |
Programmed to teach you what abuse feels like in order to make it easier to empathize with other people. |
| Assfuck Plushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
| Warping Tiger |
You swear you have a tiger, but every time you try to show it to your friends, it's gone. |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Bazooka of Blood |
Badass. |
| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |
| Tower Pie Ghost |
The call of Halloween brought her forth.. Roaming the halls, wailing for pumpkin pie all night long. Please adopt her and make some pie. |
| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
| Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug |
Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. |
| Sacrificial Spiral Shank |
Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! |
| Nylockians Sex Tape |
In the mood for this limited edition crotch pizza extravaganza? Outrageously hot, steamy, XXX rated and banned in 69 countries!! |
| Camouflage Boots |
Essential wear for any trekking, climbing, hiding, hunting and sacrificing Stowerling. Goes especially well with the Camp-robes. |
| Gore Tex Jacket |
You look like a puffball in that thing! You can barely turn around! But, it's warm. Very warm. Plus, it's GORE TEX! |
| Anniversary Cake |
Shaped like a humongous tower, and each of the 319 layers is a favourite flavor of a Stowerling. Enough for everyone! |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Spiral Reconnaissance |
TOP SECRET! Only for council eyes! Do not read! It's filled with secrets.. |
| Secret Safari Maps |
Meticulously crafted by the man, the myth and the Scott himself. Ready for an adventure? If you can't bring Scott with you, this is the next best thing to have. |
| Obsessed Chicken |
This is Cyril the chicken. Cyril's only dream is to cross the road outside the tower. Keep Cyril safe! |
| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
| Conspiracy Theories |
Why are there 2 Scotts? Why is it called the fl-USHER? What does DTI REALLY stand for?! Tinfoil hat included. |
| Tooting Jetpack |
Useful for traversing up floors quickly. Makes a distinct tooting sound and poofs out a cloud of blue smoke now and then. Pretty sure it works.. |
| Belt of Batarangs |
This utility belt comes fully stocked with all the gadgets a caped vigilante could need, from grappling hooks to bat-shaped boomerangs. |