elitist_ferret's Inventory (lvl. 100)

Item Description Amount
Pebbles The currency used in STONE. 23560o
Belt of Batarangs This utility belt comes fully stocked with all the gadgets a caped vigilante could need, from grappling hooks to bat-shaped boomerangs. 1
Tooting Jetpack Useful for traversing up floors quickly. Makes a distinct tooting sound and poofs out a cloud of blue smoke now and then. Pretty sure it works.. 1
Conspiracy Theories Why are there 2 Scotts? Why is it called the fl-USHER? What does DTI REALLY stand for?! Tinfoil hat included. 1
Hope When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. 1
Obsessed Chicken This is Cyril the chicken. Cyril's only dream is to cross the road outside the tower. Keep Cyril safe! 1
Secret Safari Maps Meticulously crafted by the man, the myth and the Scott himself. Ready for an adventure? If you can't bring Scott with you, this is the next best thing to have. 1
Spiral Reconnaissance TOP SECRET! Only for council eyes! Do not read! It's filled with secrets.. 1
Towering Tool Belt Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. 1
The One Token Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. 1
Anniversary Cake Shaped like a humongous tower, and each of the 319 layers is a favourite flavor of a Stowerling. Enough for everyone! 1
Gore Tex Jacket You look like a puffball in that thing! You can barely turn around! But, it's warm. Very warm. Plus, it's GORE TEX! 1
Camouflage Boots Essential wear for any trekking, climbing, hiding, hunting and sacrificing Stowerling. Goes especially well with the Camp-robes. 1
Nylockians Sex Tape In the mood for this limited edition crotch pizza extravaganza? Outrageously hot, steamy, XXX rated and banned in 69 countries!! 1
Sacrificial Spiral Shank Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! 1
Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. 1
Camouflage Robe Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. 1
Tower Pie Ghost The call of Halloween brought her forth.. Roaming the halls, wailing for pumpkin pie all night long. Please adopt her and make some pie. 1
Diamond Dagger Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. 1
Bazooka of Blood Badass. 1
Bag o' Tricks Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. 1
Warping Tiger You swear you have a tiger, but every time you try to show it to your friends, it's gone. 1
Assfuck Splushie SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. 1
Abusive AI Programmed to teach you what abuse feels like in order to make it easier to empathize with other people. 1
Planet of the Grapes A planet where grapes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer. 1
Corgi Pup A cute little chonker with the fluffiest butt and a big attitude! His name is Craig. Craig the Corgi. 1
Red Flag Wanna be the new security chief? Wave it around or plant it in front of anyone who's acting suspiciously. 1
Spider Silk Robe Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. 1