| 7952 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
| Excalibur Paper Cutter |
Does not make you royaly, because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |