| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
14188o |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
1 |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
2 |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
2 |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
1 |
| Cannonball |
Never know when you'll need one, right? Now, there must be a cannon somewhere.. |
1 |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
1 |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
1 |
| Excalibur Paper Cutter |
Does not make you royaly, because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
1 |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
1 |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
1 |
| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
1 |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
1 |
| Miniature Guillotine for Cheese |
Extremely satisfying. Watch your fingers. |
1 |
| Modular Bookmark |
Includes 12 detachable tabs and a tiny flag. |
1 |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
3 |
| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
1 |
| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
1 |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
1 |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
1 |
| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
1 |
| Trophy for “Trying Your Best” |
Gold-ish. Heavy with pride. |
1 |
| USB of Forgotten Songs |
Contains that one song from your dream. |
1 |
| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
1 |