| 9465 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum x2 |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
| Excalibur Paper Cutter |
Does not make you royaly, because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai x3 |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
| Trophy for “Trying Your Best” |
Gold-ish. Heavy with pride. |
| USB of Forgotten Songs |
Contains that one song from your dream. |
| Miniature Guillotine for Cheese |
Extremely satisfying. Watch your fingers. |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
| Modular Bookmark |
Includes 12 detachable tabs and a tiny flag. |
| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |