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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Inflatable Pool Turtle |
Splash around with the coolest pool toy in the Sparlor! Springs to life if you talk about space. |
| Kiro Splushie |
SpiP #069 - It me, Kiro! Comes with a tiny dictionary & pencil. Says Howdy when asked...but in unknown languages. |
| DTI Splushie |
SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. |
| Sonic Splushie |
SpiP #145 - Has a pancake on his head. If you remove his pancake he'll scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! |
| Bitey Splushie |
SpiP #198 - Hug him tight and he calls you a motherfucker! Has a shiny crown with #fuckasherjade on it. |
| Rude Sarcastic Splushie |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
| Nylock Splushie |
SpiP #002 - Randomly loses and grows appendages. Won't shut up about being banned twice. Comes with tiny boat and earplugs. |
| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Hunky DTI Poster x2 |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| BFF Bracelet |
You're my best friend forever! |
| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug |
Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. |
| Bibble Tea |
Smooth, aromatic and makes you strangely giddy! Almost like bubble tea, only bibblier! |
| Apollinas Candy Apples |
The plumpest apples from the Tower gardens, with the sweetest coating of sugar and love. Mmm! |
| UnU Splushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
| Book of Kiro |
Full of wisdom, questionable doodles and linguistic goodness. You may not understand it all, but damn it's cute! |
| Spartan Monkey Splushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
| ReactsWithWords Splushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
| Teeny Tiny Tussie Mussie |
The finest of flowers, so colorful and small. No words are needed, for the flowers say it all. |
| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
| Free Hugs x2 |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| Emotional Support x2 |
There for you, friend. |
| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
| hampter |
hampter |
| Cancri |
A planet that is 30% diamond. Wew. Makes em feel kinda worthless, huh? |
| Seal Splushie |
It's so cute, can you believe it?! Be careful, if you hug it too tight it will plop right out! |
| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
| Turtle Splushie |
It's dressed like a little space-explorer! Equipped with a tiny jetpack and a turtle-flag. |
| Melodic Mulberry Sauce |
The perfect addition to any dish, or party. Lingers on the tongue.. Or, was that you? |
| Cliffy's Festive Froggies |
It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. |
| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |
| Kiro's Kandy Kanes |
These aren't your ordinary candy canes! Not only do they have the delicious twisting pattern, but they'll twist your tongue too! Guaranteed you'll be speaking in tongues, but it's worth it. |
| Assfuck Splushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |