| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
750309o |
| Moo Plushy |
"It's a cow plushy. When you squeeze it, it says moo. Just moo." |
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| Cardboard Tube |
"A tube of cardboard, approximately 30 inches (76.2 cm) long. Makes a satisfying, hollow 'twunk' when striking something." |
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| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
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| Auntie Ev Splushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
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| Cow Says Splushie |
SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo. |
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| Potion of Existential Dread |
Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
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| Dust Bunny Familiar |
Weak but extremely emotionally supportive. |
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| Assfuck Splushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
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| Kiro's Kandy Kanes |
These aren't your ordinary candy canes! Not only do they have the delicious twisting pattern, but they'll twist your tongue too! Guaranteed you'll be speaking in tongues, but it's worth it. |
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| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |
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| Cliffy's Festive Froggies |
It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. |
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| Melodic Mulberry Sauce |
The perfect addition to any dish, or party. Lingers on the tongue.. Or, was that you? |
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| Turtle Splushie |
It's dressed like a little space-explorer! Equipped with a tiny jetpack and a turtle-flag. |
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| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
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| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
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| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
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| Seal Splushie v2 |
SpiP #011 - This sweet and slippery companion will be tough to squish! Thrives basking in sunlight, preferably in a cool spot. Might provide you with ice for your drinks if you take him bathing! Bucket of fish included. |
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| Cancri |
A planet that is 30% diamond. Wew. Makes em feel kinda worthless, huh? |
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| hampter |
hampter |
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| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
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| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
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| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
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| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
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| Teeny Tiny Tussie Mussie |
The finest of flowers, so colorful and small. No words are needed, for the flowers say it all. |
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| ReactsWithWords Splushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
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| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
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| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
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| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
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| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
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| Spartan Monkey Splushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
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| Book of Kiro |
Full of wisdom, questionable doodles and linguistic goodness. You may not understand it all, but damn it's cute! |
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| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
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| UnU Splushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
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| Apollinas Candy Apples |
The plumpest apples from the Tower gardens, with the sweetest coating of sugar and love. Mmm! |
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| Bibble Tea |
Smooth, aromatic and makes you strangely giddy! Almost like bubble tea, only bibblier! |
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| Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug |
Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
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| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
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| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
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| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
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| BFF Bracelet |
You're my best friend forever! |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
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| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
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| Nylock Splushie |
SpiP #002 - Randomly loses and grows appendages. Won't shut up about being banned twice. Comes with tiny boat and earplugs. |
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| Rude Sarcastic Splushie |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
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| Bitey Splushie |
SpiP #198 - Hug him tight and he calls you a motherfucker! Has a shiny crown with #fuckasherjade on it. |
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| Sonic Splushie |
SpiP #145 - Has a pancake on his head. If you remove his pancake he'll scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! |
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| DTI Splushie |
SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. |
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| Kiro Splushie |
SpiP #069 - It me, Kiro! Comes with a tiny dictionary & pencil. Says Howdy when asked...but in unknown languages. |
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| Inflatable Pool Turtle |
Splash around with the coolest pool toy in the Sparlor! Springs to life if you talk about space. |
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