koakzion's Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 3223 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Right Boot of Unstable Teleportation | Take a step, end up anywhere! Works best with a sense of adventure (and low self-preservation). |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks | Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
| Infinity Dagger | Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism | See the future in glitchy neon. |