| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
9751o |
| Giant Inflatable Gorilla |
"A replica of the giant inflatable gorilla found on Exit 66 across from Jim's Surplus Trolley Hut." |
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| Cardboard Tube |
"A tube of cardboard, approximately 30 inches (76.2 cm) long. Makes a satisfying, hollow 'twunk' when striking something." |
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| Die of Decision-Making |
"Whatever choice you're trying to make, this die can help. Choose evens or odds, high or low, or just try not to roll a one." |
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| Bucket of rainbow dust |
"Sprinkle this magical dust, do a fabulous twirl and in no time you'll be feeling happy and gay - and making everyone else gay too!" |
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| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
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| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
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| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Karaoke Machine |
Now every night can be Karaoke night! Mornings too! What are you singing first? |
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| Rocking Chair |
The best seat in the Sparlor, right beside the fireplace! Let's rock! |
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| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
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| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
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| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
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| Sparkly Glitter Robe |
Shine brighter than your dagger! Multicolored sequins that change color according to your mood. Two pockets, fuzzy lining. |
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