| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
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| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
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| Lip-Teeth Arrows |
Honestly? The most disgusting weapon. Dug out from an old locker in that one room, you know? You know the room. Shoot someone with this and if the wound doesn't kill them, the horror will. |
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| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
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| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
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| Atheist Prowler |
Not your typical pet. It seems to be feline, perhaps a cousin of the panther, but it is vehemently allergic to crosses, fish, kosher meat and any religious artifacts. Don't even try saying OMG near it. |
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| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
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| Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention |
These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writers almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
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| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
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| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
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| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
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| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
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| Goggles of Geekery |
Peer through these magical goggles to see the world in all its nerdy glory, spotting any- and everything from hidden Easter eggs in the landscape to secret references in ancient texts. |
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| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
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| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
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| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
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| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
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| Gryphon's Gourmet Grub |
These gourmet rations are fit for a king – or at least a gryphon. Its seeds. Just seeds, but the name makes you want them more, right? Right? |
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| Pocket-sized Port-a-Portal Parchment |
This magical parchment, paired with a crayon of your choice, allows adventurers to create temporary portals to different levels of the endless tower. |
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| Escaped Rat |
He narrowly escaped a brutal dissection, and is quite shaken. Would love a cuddle and some cheese. Got any? |
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| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
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| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
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| Project Car |
This peculiar hunk-of-junk was dragged out of the Tower mote. It looks strangely futuristic but at the same time, ancient? |
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| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
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| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
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| Ghost Stories |
Haunted tales from the Tower from ages past. Found hidden under the floorboards of that creepy room, you know the one. Oof, it's dusty! |
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| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
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| Python Quiz |
How many pythons does it take to build a bomb? How many pythons have been found in the Spiral toilets? How many pythons tall is the Tower? |
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| Cyber Stalker |
He's OBSESSED with you. Always lurking, always watching, always drooling. Hey, at least you're never alone. |
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| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
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| Nuclear HAZMAT Suit |
Extremely resistant to radiation. Not at all resistant to stabbing. |
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| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
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| Party Kitten |
Sparkly coat of rainbow colors. Lives off of frosting and sprinkles and enjoys playing with disco balls. |
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| Speedwagon |
Not very speedy, but it sure is a wagon! Uncovered in the attic, and it seems.. It seems it hitches to humans? |
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| Spiral Slippers |
Fluffy, soft and oh so warm. They're blood-proof, checkered and very silent to walk in as well. |
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| Neon Pink Paint |
You wanted to paint your room but those stupid mods said NO! So, here you go, you've got your paint, go wild! |
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| Mitt Splushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Shiny Spiral Ornament |
I celebrated christmas 2023 in the Tower! Just don't tell anyone what I did at the Christmas party.. |
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| Angry Tree Nog |
You've never had nog like this before. Brewed in the Tower's tallest tree, by the angriest of frogs. |
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| Sacrificial Spiral Shank |
Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! |
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| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
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| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
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| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
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| Stuffed Turkey |
His name is Thor, and you gotta put him on a diet, man! He's getting way too chonky, eating lightning and crapping thunder! |
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| Hugbox |
Tired of debates? Need a cuddly break? Retreat into your own cozy Hugbox, built and trademarked by Jean Claude Van Ma'am. Fits three. |
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| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
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| Goofball |
A ball of goof. |
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| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
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| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
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| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
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| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
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| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
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| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
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| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
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| Sheet |
You're the ghost of the Sparlor now! OooOooOo |
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