| 4175 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Sheet |
You're the ghost of the Sparlor now! OooOooOo |
| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
| Pack of Blood x3 |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
| Lucifer Plushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Bag o' Tricks x2 |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Goofball |
A ball of goof. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Hugbox |
Tired of debates? Need a cuddly break? Retreat into your own cozy Hugbox, built and trademarked by Jean Claude Van Ma'am. Fits three. |
| Stuffed Turkey |
His name is Thor, and you gotta put him on a diet, man! He's getting way too chonky, eating lightning and crapping thunder! |
| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
| Sacrificial Spiral Shank |
Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! |
| Angry Tree Nog |
You've never had nog like this before. Brewed in the Tower's tallest tree, by the angriest of frogs. |
| Shiny Spiral Ornament |
I celebrated christmas 2023 in the Tower! Just don't tell anyone what I did at the Christmas party.. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster x2 |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Mitt Plushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
| Neon Pink Paint |
You wanted to paint your room but those stupid mods said NO! So, here you go, you've got your paint, go wild! |
| Spiral Slippers |
Fluffy, soft and oh so warm. They're blood-proof, checkered and very silent to walk in as well. |
| Speedwagon |
Not very speedy, but it sure is a wagon! Uncovered in the attic, and it seems.. It seems it hitches to humans? |
| Party Kitten |
Sparkly coat of rainbow colors. Lives off of frosting and sprinkles and enjoys playing with disco balls. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Nuclear HAZMAT Suit |
Extremely resistant to radiation. Not at all resistant to stabbing. |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
| Cyber Stalker |
He's OBSESSED with you. Always lurking, always watching, always drooling. Hey, at least you're never alone. |
| Python Quiz |
How many pythons does it take to build a bomb? How many pythons have been found in the Spiral toilets? How many pythons tall is the Tower? |
| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
| Ghost Stories |
Haunted tales from the Tower from ages past. Found hidden under the floorboards of that creepy room, you know the one. Oof, it's dusty! |
| Emotional Support x2 |
There for you, friend. |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet x3 |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Handmade Card x2 |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Project Car |
This peculiar hunk-of-junk was dragged out of the Tower mote. It looks strangely futuristic but at the same time, ancient? |
| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
| Escaped Rat |
He narrowly escaped a brutal dissection, and is quite shaken. Would love a cuddle and some cheese. Got any? |
| Pocket-sized Port-a-Portal Parchment |
This magical parchment, paired with a crayon of your choice, allows adventurers to create temporary portals to different levels of the endless tower. |
| Gryphon's Gourmet Grub |
These gourmet rations are fit for a king – or at least a gryphon. It’s seeds. Just seeds, but the name makes you want them more, right? Right? |
| Free Hugs x4 |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
| Goggles of Geekery |
Peer through these magical goggles to see the world in all its nerdy glory, spotting any- and everything from hidden Easter eggs in the landscape to secret references in ancient texts. |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
| Octarine Lollipop x2 |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writer’s almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention |
These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
| Atheist Prowler |
Not your typical pet. It seems to be feline, perhaps a cousin of the panther, but it is vehemently allergic to crosses, fish, kosher meat and any religious artifacts. Don't even try saying OMG near it. |
| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
| Lip-Teeth Arrows |
Honestly? The most disgusting weapon. Dug out from an old locker in that one room, you know? You know the room. Shoot someone with this and if the wound doesn't kill them, the horror will. |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |