mndsm79's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
8027 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Sustainable Robe Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices.
Neon Gas It walked into a bar and got called ugly. Looks like it could really use a friend.. Need gas?
Celebratory Celery Cake Who'd want a cake made of celery, you might ask. That may be a fair question, but we try to be inclusive here, man. Don't judge!
Endless Ladder For general tinkering, fixing up pipe leaks, or just scaling the tower for fun.
Bloated Buffalo He had a bit too much to drink from the flush pipes. A jovial and cuddly fellow. Enjoys daffodils and helps keep ruffians at bay.
Very Dark Secret Who's is it? What could it be? Only you will know, and thus take the sacred Spiral oath to keep it safely guarded.
Chatty Mimic Chest Ever wish your loot could talk back to you? Well, now it can! This mimic chest loves to gossip about its previous owners. In fact, ir rarely shuts up. Be prepared for some unsolicited advice along the way.
Spiral Slushy Machine Make deliciously refreshing slushies for the whole tower! Over 900 flavors, including marshmallow-meat, blueberry-beer and of course mustard-madness!
S.H.I.T Power Alert Love greeting fresh meat? Are you confusingly helpful?Are you definitely not affiliated with any sort of cult? This is THE batsignal for the Spiral Helper Info Team! Big flashy button! MEEP, MEEP, FRESH MEAT DETECTED! Get yours NOW!