paladude_'s Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 9873 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry | One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Easy-Bake Oven | Bake for the whole Sparlor, one muffin at a time! |