| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
15917o |
| Medusa |
Turns anyone into a stone statue of themself. |
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| Prosthetic Crab Claws |
"A wearable pair of crab claws for any and all crab-related emergencies." |
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| Tom Weights |
“Free weights with ends shaped like steeple bells, shoveled coal, crows, or three-headed lions. Heavy as the foundered dreams you’ve left behind or as light as prayers you hope will come. Look good enough to have everyone eyeballin’ you, kid. All you have to do is swing.” |
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| Die of Decision-Making |
"Whatever choice you're trying to make, this die can help. Choose evens or odds, high or low, or just try not to roll a one." |
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| Trade Union membership |
"Because every worker needs a union. An injury to one is an injury to all! Comes with a sparkly rainbow-coloured membership card, free tea and biscuits and a militant, slightly terrifying rep who's always got your back." |
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| Another Dimension |
A well secluded place for those with voyeuristic intention to see all. |
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| Floor Show Fishnets |
Fishnet stockings for those who wish to participate in the floor show. One size fits most. Makes you feel sexy. |
1 |
| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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