random_witness's Inventory (lvl. 83)

Item Description Amount
Pebbles The currency used in STONE. 8267o
Camouflage Robe Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. 1
Ceremonial Robes Wow. So silky. You're special now. 1
Disco Robe A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. 1
Haunted Spiral Coin Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. 1
How To Spiral 101 What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! 1
Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. 1
Party Robe Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. 1
Perun's Group Chat Logs Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. 1
Popy Robe Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! 1
Prixas Priony A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. 1
Red Satin Robe Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. 1
Teal Silk Robe Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. 1
To-Don't List A crumpled scroll of things you should definitely not do. Updates hourly. 1