| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
9848o |
| Ill Intent |
“Diaphanous miasma that will surround you and inspire you to acts of intergalactic sabotage, fight for your rights, or just get it together. Requires proper licensure.” |
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| The Pelvic Thrust |
This will really drive you insa-a-a-a-ane. |
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| Mustard Sandwich T-shirt |
"Your choice of color. The front simply has the Mustard Sandwich logo while the back says 'Come to the Mustard Sandwich side, we have good hygiene'." |
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| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
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| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
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| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
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| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
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| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
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| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
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| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
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| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
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| To-Don't List |
A crumpled scroll of things you should definitely not do. Updates hourly. |
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| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
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| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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