random_witness's Inventory (lvl. 92)

Item Description Amount
Pebbles The currency used in STONE. 9055o
Mustard Sandwich T-shirt "Your choice of color. The front simply has the Mustard Sandwich logo while the back says 'Come to the Mustard Sandwich side, we have good hygiene'." 1
Prixas Priony A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. 1
Popy Robe Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! 1
Ceremonial Robes Wow. So silky. You're special now. 1
Camouflage Robe Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. 1
Red Satin Robe Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. 1
Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. 1
Teal Silk Robe Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. 1
Party Robe Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. 1
Perun's Group Chat Logs Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. 1
To-Don't List A crumpled scroll of things you should definitely not do. Updates hourly. 1
Disco Robe A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. 1
Haunted Spiral Coin Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. 1
How To Spiral 101 What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! 1