| 18259 o | The currency used in SPONGE. | 
| Towering Tulips | The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! | 
| Bioluminescent Robe | Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. | 
| Spider Silk Robe | Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. | 
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility | Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. | 
| Sustainable Robe | Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. | 
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos | Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. | 
| Basic Black Robe | Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather | 
| Reversible Robe | Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. | 
| Bubble Robe | How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. | 
| Stealth Dagger 3000 | Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing.  Needs no cleaning. |