19804 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |