| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
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| 6 Star Dragon Ball |
They say if you collect all 7, you are granted one wish |
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| Assfuck Splushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
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| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
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| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
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| Dagger of Ice |
This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well. |
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| Grabby Hand |
It helps you get those things that are just out of reach! |
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| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
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| Mayo Robe |
I can't believe you bought this even though ad description said 'couldn't get the mayonnaise smell out.' |
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| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
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| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
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| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
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| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
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| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
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| Stealth Dagger 3000 |
Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing. Needs no cleaning. |
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| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
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| Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
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| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
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| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
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