| 4475 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Ultimate Spiral Goggles |
Dope as hell. Equipped with X-Ray vision, treasure detection, fresh meat scanners, party mode and night vision. |
| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
| Stealth Dagger 3000 |
Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing. Needs no cleaning. |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
| Sparkling Dagger |
Blindingly bedazzled to distract and mesmerize your sacrifices, or just to add a little bling for a fancy night out. |
| Classy Dagger |
Finest Damascus steel, golden spiraly details, inscribed with your number. Perfect for sacrifices. |
| Spongy Dagger |
Shhh! It's foam! Don't tell anyone! Looks super real, and is handy when you're just not feelin' it and ain't really in a sacrificin' mood, but don't wanna be left out or a party pooper. |
| Root 88 Dagger x3 |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
| Ginsu Knife |
Useful for chopping veggies, shoes, cans, friends, foes, whatever. |
| Dagger of Pump |
A curved Spiralian steel blade with intricate carved runes. The handle is ancient amber, which when squeezed three times will emit a bright orange glow, lighting up even the darkest halls. |
| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
| Jolly Dagger |
An ornamental double-edged dagger with a gilded blade, red handle, and a big jinglebell-pommel. The double edge makes it perfect for carving ham, cutting up gingerbreadmen and slicing cheeses. Merry daggering! |
| 88 Proof Rootbeer |
Will knock your socks off, and your number-neighbor's socks too, honestly. Be careful! |