s_m__body__l_e's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
24580 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Rock It's a rock. Good for throwing at giant spiders.
Protection Charm Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use.
Spider Silk Robe Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders.
Miniature Refrigerator Keeps your pebbles nice and chill.
Fisherman's Cat Once belonged to a merchant fisherman. Knows how to catch marlin and carp, but will require bribes before doing so.
Sinjury's Approval Don't ask how I got this. It may or may not have been obtained illegaly.
Silky Spoiled Siamese The fanciest cat in the world, and she knows it. Feeds only on the finest mustard-fish-pizza, on marble floors.
Platinum Ring Beautiful and jewel encrusted for lovers of leaf and grace.
Kyonlion Plushie SpiP #099 - Rawr! Fluffy as a lion! Has a shirt with lucky 7's all over it and comes with a cute little Kyoncub!
Child-made Lemonade Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable.
Traffic Lights For when the Tower gets a bit too crowded for your liking. Control the chaos.
Witch's Talon Crooked and crusty.. You hear something.. Grants a mystery flair for a week.
Commemorative Pumpkin I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO!
Lucifer Plushie SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween.
Floor Floosher 4000 Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours!
Apollinas Candy Apples The plumpest apples from the Tower gardens, with the sweetest coating of sugar and love. Mmm!
Secret Safari Maps Meticulously crafted by the man, the myth and the Scott himself. Ready for an adventure? If you can't bring Scott with you, this is the next best thing to have.
Frequent Flushing Miles x3 ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on.
Spiral Shoes Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away.
Stealth Dagger 3000 Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing. Needs no cleaning.
Pong No ping.
Emotional Support There for you, friend.
Spiral Slushy Machine Make deliciously refreshing slushies for the whole tower! Over 900 flavors, including marshmallow-meat, blueberry-beer and of course mustard-madness!
Goggles of Geekery Peer through these magical goggles to see the world in all its nerdy glory, spotting any- and everything from hidden Easter eggs in the landscape to secret references in ancient texts.
Belt of Batarangs This utility belt comes fully stocked with all the gadgets a caped vigilante could need, from grappling hooks to bat-shaped boomerangs.
Handmade Card I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs.
Ale Spit Thrower There broods an ale-brewing dragon in the depths beneath the Tower. This flame-thrower spews its fizziest spitfire packing a punch strong enough to take out a man with one loogie.
Tinned Tower Tuna Treats Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them.
Spiral Rug Cutters Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h.
Moonlight Dagger Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon...
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