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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Rock |
It's a rock. Good for throwing at giant spiders. |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
| Miniature Refrigerator |
Keeps your pebbles nice and chill. |
| Fisherman's Cat |
Once belonged to a merchant fisherman. Knows how to catch marlin and carp, but will require bribes before doing so. |
| Sinjury's Approval |
Don't ask how I got this. It may or may not have been obtained illegaly. |
| Silky Spoiled Siamese |
The fanciest cat in the world, and she knows it. Feeds only on the finest mustard-fish-pizza, on marble floors. |
| Platinum Ring |
Beautiful and jewel encrusted for lovers of leaf and grace. |
| Kyonlion Splushie |
SpiP #099 - Rawr! Fluffy as a lion! Has a shirt with lucky 7's all over it and comes with a cute little Kyoncub! |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
| Traffic Lights |
For when the Tower gets a bit too crowded for your liking. Control the chaos. |
| Witch's Talon |
Crooked and crusty.. You hear something.. Grants a mystery flair for a week. |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
| Apollinas Candy Apples |
The plumpest apples from the Tower gardens, with the sweetest coating of sugar and love. Mmm! |
| Secret Safari Maps |
Meticulously crafted by the man, the myth and the Scott himself. Ready for an adventure? If you can't bring Scott with you, this is the next best thing to have. |
| Frequent Flushing Miles x3 |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
| Stealth Dagger 3000 |
Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing. Needs no cleaning. |
| Pong |
No ping. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| Spiral Slushy Machine |
Make deliciously refreshing slushies for the whole tower! Over 900 flavors, including marshmallow-meat, blueberry-beer and of course mustard-madness! |
| Goggles of Geekery |
Peer through these magical goggles to see the world in all its nerdy glory, spotting any- and everything from hidden Easter eggs in the landscape to secret references in ancient texts. |
| Belt of Batarangs |
This utility belt comes fully stocked with all the gadgets a caped vigilante could need, from grappling hooks to bat-shaped boomerangs. |
| Handmade Card x2 |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Ale Spit Thrower |
There broods an ale-brewing dragon in the depths beneath the Tower. This flame-thrower spews its fizziest spitfire packing a punch strong enough to take out a man with one loogie. |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
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| Sidekick Spirit |
The presence of a once flushed friend, always by your side. Summon the Stowerling you miss dearly, or gift this to a friend to always be around them, in the good and the bad. |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Black Kitten |
One of a littler of 6 red-eyed kittens that were found under the floorboards of the Spiral sacrificial chambers. Look into its eyes, it's almost as if it cast a spell on you.. You have been chosen. |