| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Pack of three soaps |
"Three luxury bars of soap - Lavender, Rose, Naval Supremacy. You know they're extra fancy because they've got petals in them. Well, maybe not the latter - best not ask what those bits are. Perfect for the recently-flushed and the Rear Admiral in your life. Go and have a wash you stinky so-and-so." |
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| Mustard Sandwich T-shirt |
"Your choice of color. The front simply has the Mustard Sandwich logo while the back says 'Come to the Mustard Sandwich side, we have good hygiene'." |
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| Judgemental dog |
"Oof, it's that side-eye that only dogs can do. He's not angry, just disappointed." |
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| Another Dimension |
A well secluded place for those with voyeuristic intention to see all. |
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| Robe Of Giant Inflation |
robe will inflate to an enormous size preventing the Stowerling from being flushed. Lasts for one flush. |
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| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
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| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
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| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
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| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
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| Yappy the Lapdog |
He's got lots to say, and never leaves your side. Scared of water and odd numbers. |
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| Pizzaman Action Figure |
Includes multi-eating-action, floppy arms and a droppable pizza. |
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| Very Bitey Fake Teeth |
Quite a few have fallen off, but they're still good for biting into soft suds |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
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| Bone Crown |
There were a lot left over. I was able to make two! |
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| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
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| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
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| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
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| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
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