starving_carnivore's Inventory (safe)

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263904 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Latex Robe High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick.
Lost Pilgrim He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Claims to be a tourist, and vehemently denies being any kind of spy. Carries tins of canned corn and probably needs a bath, too.
Sinewy Spiral Sweets Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum!
Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble.