starving_carnivore's Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 221578 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Latex Robe | High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
| Lost Pilgrim | He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Claims to be a tourist, and vehemently denies being any kind of spy. Carries tins of canned corn and probably needs a bath, too. |
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets | Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |