t3hd0n's Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 2079 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry | One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Sustainable Robe | Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |