| 20968 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Melodic Mulberry Sauce |
The perfect addition to any dish, or party. Lingers on the tongue.. Or, was that you? |
| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
| Last Pie-Thrower |
A glorious remnant of the great pie-wars, this crusted pie-cannon boasts beautiful details of pies gone by. If you look closely, you can still see pieces of pie and drool. |
| Stealth Dagger 3000 |
Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing. Needs no cleaning. |
| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
| Cyber Stalker |
He's OBSESSED with you. Always lurking, always watching, always drooling. Hey, at least you're never alone. |
| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |