| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Pre-wrapped Bacon |
If only I had a million dollars... |
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| Argyle Ascot |
Attractive accessories are altogether appropriate, and always ardently appreciated. |
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| S'tower Tartan Kilt |
Adorned with the unique spiral tartan, complete with sporran for ones pebbles and a pleat that guarantees it will only fly up at the most appropriate of times. Goes well with any robe and dagger! |
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| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
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| Hat of Two Minds |
This enchanted hat grants the wearer the wisdom of two minds... or possibly just the ability to argue with themselves in public… or an excuse for why theyre already doing so. |
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| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
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| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
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| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
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