| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Cardboard Tube |
"A tube of cardboard, approximately 30 inches (76.2 cm) long. Makes a satisfying, hollow 'twunk' when striking something." |
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| A Cool Rock |
"It fits perfectly in your hand, the texture is just right, and it's a pretty color with flecks in it that catch the light. Wait...did it just move?" |
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| Tiny Screw of Frustration |
"This tiny screw looks like it will fit anywhere where a tiny screw is needed, it appears to fit every device known to man. The moment you try to tighten it, it slips from your fingers, ricochets off the desk, and vanishes forever into the nearest crack. Completely non-magnetic. " |
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| Peppercorn |
"Perfect for paying that peppercorn rent for your Spiral Tower floor. Comes in pink, red, green, black, white and brown. May or may not be edible. Maybe don't risk it." |
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| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
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| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
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| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
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| Lovely Duckling |
It's just swell. |
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| Sinjury Injury |
I paid 2000 pebbles for this and all I got was a slap from a tentacle. |
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| Tiny Flag |
Plant it on something tiny and pretend it's yours! |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| 2 Star Dragon Ball |
They say if you collect all 7, you are granted one wish. |
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| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
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| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
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| Muninn |
One of Odin's ravens. To the slain he flies. |
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| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
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| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
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| Cactus Pencil (Mildly Spiky) |
Improves spelling and handwriting via threat. |
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| Modular Bookmark |
Includes 12 detachable tabs and a tiny flag. |
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| Auntie Ev Splushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
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| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
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| Morgoth's Unlimited High Quality Charcuterie Board |
Pairs well with wine, doom, and utter dominion over Arda. |
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| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
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| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
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| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
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| Nondescript Box Marked 'Definitely Not a Mimic' |
Contains either loot or teeth. Sometimes both. |
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| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
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| Hyperintelligent Shade of the Color Blue |
A wearable hue and familiar that causes existential dread in all philosophers. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
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| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
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| Edgar Allan Poe's Travel Umbrella |
Always forecasts ‘dreary. |
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| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
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| Left Boot of Unstable Teleportation |
Take a step, end up anywhere! Works best with a sense of adventure (and low self-preservation). |
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| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
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| Grumpy Gerbil |
He enjoys yelping at the clouds. Calms down if you put Disney movies on. |
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| Giant Slinky |
You've always wanted one as a kid. Finally, your dream has come true. |
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| Velvet Curtains |
Luxurious, heavy, and sure to keep the light out of your room. |
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| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |
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| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
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| A Random Nog |
The ingredients may be a bit blurry, but don't worry, so will you. Just keep enjoying! |
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| Fine Spiral Cufflinks |
Pure gold, mined from the depths underneath the Sparlor. Be the best dressed gent at every YEET. |
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| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
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| Braaaaaaains |
The less questions you ask, the better. Very nutritious, despite the low IQ. |
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| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
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| Hefty Ceramic Mug |
Fired in the hellfire below the tower, this massive mug will serve as a daily workout as you sip your favourite beverage or sacrificial wine. |
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| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
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| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
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| Lovely Lactase Pills |
An easy to chew and swallow pill. Eradicates your intolerance. Not just for milk, though. |
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| Spiral Chandelier |
Classy yet narcaleptically inhospitable. |
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| Argyle Ascot |
Attractive accessories are altogether appropriate, and always ardently appreciated. |
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| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
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| Towel-Share Trip |
Like a time-share trip, but with towels! So grab a buddy and head off to a towely adventure, yey! |
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| Lip-Teeth Arrows |
Honestly? The most disgusting weapon. Dug out from an old locker in that one room, you know? You know the room. Shoot someone with this and if the wound doesn't kill them, the horror will. |
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| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writers almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
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| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
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| Weird Pretzels |
The lye ain't no lie! But they are suspiciously delicuous. |
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| Edible Plastic |
After all, why shouldn't you eat it? |
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| Potatoes |
PO-TA-TOES. |
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| Curious Caterpillar |
Quite the inexpensive little buddy! Travels in your pocket and asks lots of questions. |
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| Party Apples |
They're totally groovy and always jammin'! Please don't eat them, as they rematerialize almost instantly. That's not a groovy time for you. |
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| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
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| Poooooorridge |
How many o's are in a porridge? So many, you can't eat this porridge without going OOOOOOO! |
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| Stealth Sandals |
Comfort, cunning and stealth. Extremely lightweight and comfy sandals for all your towering needs. They'll never hear you sneaking in these! |
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| Boat of Beans |
Bath time will never be boring again! Turn your dull bathwater into a delicious soup and sail away with your fancy and edible bath-time-boat! |
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| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
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| Assfuck Platter |
No, it doesn't taste like ass! It's a wholeheartedly fucked platter of absolute deliciousness! |
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| Shiny Spiral Ornament |
I celebrated christmas 2023 in the Tower! Just don't tell anyone what I did at the Christmas party.. |
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| Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug |
Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. |
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| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
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| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
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| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
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| Pills |
Discarded bag of colorful pills, found underneath the floorboards of the Tower Library. |
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| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
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| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
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| Cookie Cannon |
Make cookies, not organ donations!! |
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| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
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| Pen Knife |
This pen probably isn't mightier than a sword, but at least you can sign your name with it.. In blood. |
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| Knife Pen |
Honestly this knife doesn't write very well, but it'll open your letters, and probably your palm. |
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| Spiral Ring |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
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| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
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| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
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