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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Merry Marmot |
A happy and chunky little fellow. Enjoys burrowing into boxes and eating gingerbread houses. |
| Metal Mouse |
He's not actually made of metal, he IS metal. Feeds on blood and bones, headbangs and occasionally tries to burn a random church. |
| Psychedelic Party Hat |
Makes you have kaleidoscopic moments of absolute psychedelic pleasure! Groovy, baby! |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Cuddly Mini Cerberus |
Don't let its fearsome reputation fool you; this three-headed hellhound is a big softie at heart. It may have three heads, but it also has three times the affection (and slobber) to shower you with. |
| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
| Sparkling Dagger |
Blindingly bedazzled to distract and mesmerize your sacrifices, or just to add a little bling for a fancy night out. |
| A Stiff Drink |
Damn, this is what I needed after the week I had. |
| Beelzebub The Bulldog |
Bub is the cuddliest companion! Loves long walks in the moonlight, sitting by the fire and fetching bones. |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Boo Brew x2 |
Enjoy a pint of the Spiral's finest Halloween ale! Hints of pumpkin, blood, sweat, and tears. Cheers, friend! |
| Escaped Rat |
He narrowly escaped a brutal dissection, and is quite shaken. Would love a cuddle and some cheese. Got any? |
| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
| Goggles of Geekery |
Peer through these magical goggles to see the world in all its nerdy glory, spotting any- and everything from hidden Easter eggs in the landscape to secret references in ancient texts. |
| Mocking Monkey |
Potty trained and very polite, except when you're trying to play any sort of game. He will mock you to no end. |
| Silver Ring |
Ornately detailed for those who like rock and stone. |
| Hugbox |
Tired of debates? Need a cuddly break? Retreat into your own cozy Hugbox, built and trademarked by Jean Claude Van Ma'am. Fits three. |
| Caterpillar's Hookah |
Take a puff and gain cryptic but oddly useful wisdom. |
| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
| Dust Bunny Familiar |
Weak but extremely emotionally supportive. |
| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
| Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster |
Grants stealth by causing observers to momentarily forget your existence. |
| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
| Scented Candle: Library Fuzz |
Smells like old books and slightly dusty comfort. |
| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Carnivorous Kitten |
This little rascal is the cuddliest thing you've ever seen. Will be a loyal companion, keep your enemies at bay, but will require a weekly bloodbath and a feast of flesh. |