| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
12499o |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Dagger of Ice |
This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Endless Scarf |
You can wrap yourself with it completely! And your neighbor! And the whole Sparlor! Super warm and lovely. |
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| Football |
A bouncy ball made entirely out of feet! How neat! WARNING: Toes may fall off. |
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| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
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| Secret Weapon |
It's not really a weapon, but rather a new trick up your sleeve. 60% of the time, it works every time. |
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| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
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| Upside-down Guitar |
The guitar looks fine. But everything you play sounds 'upside-down,' somehow. |
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