| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
10024o |
| Cardboard Tube |
"A tube of cardboard, approximately 30 inches (76.2 cm) long. Makes a satisfying, hollow 'twunk' when striking something." |
1 |
| Ill Intent |
“Diaphanous miasma that will surround you and inspire you to acts of intergalactic sabotage, fight for your rights, or just get it together. Requires proper licensure.” |
1 |
| Judgemental dog |
"Oof, it's that side-eye that only dogs can do. He's not angry, just disappointed." |
1 |
| Sense of Humor |
“Allows you to feel melaina chole, xanthe chole, phlegma, or haima. Not to be confused with the ability to understand jokes, which is priceless.” |
1 |
| Honorblade |
"A sword that slices through solid rock with ease and leaves the eyes of those slain by it burnt out." |
1 |
| Tom Weights |
“Free weights with ends shaped like steeple bells, shoveled coal, crows, or three-headed lions. Heavy as the foundered dreams you’ve left behind or as light as prayers you hope will come. Look good enough to have everyone eyeballin’ you, kid. All you have to do is swing.” |
1 |
| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
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| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
1 |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
1 |
| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
1 |
| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
1 |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
2 |
| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
1 |
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
1 |
| Upside-down Guitar |
The guitar looks fine. But everything you play sounds 'upside-down,' somehow. |
1 |
| Secret Weapon |
It's not really a weapon, but rather a new trick up your sleeve. 60% of the time, it works every time. |
1 |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
1 |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
1 |
| Endless Scarf |
You can wrap yourself with it completely! And your neighbor! And the whole Sparlor! Super warm and lovely. |
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| Football |
A bouncy ball made entirely out of feet! How neat! WARNING: Toes may fall off. |
1 |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
1 |
| Dagger of Ice |
This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well. |
1 |
| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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