| 26062 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Used Robe |
Nothing fancy, a little wear-and-tear and the odd bloodstain, but gets the job done! Wonder who's this was.. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Pumpkin Pie Recipe |
The secret is, it isn't actually pumpkin.. Shh! Very hush-hush! |
| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
| Spongy Dagger |
Shhh! It's foam! Don't tell anyone! Looks super real, and is handy when you're just not feelin' it and ain't really in a sacrificin' mood, but don't wanna be left out or a party pooper. |
| Inside Wrinkles |
I mean, would you rather have wrinkles on the outside? |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Lembas Bread Batch |
Excellent for sustenance on long and straining journeys, like, climbing the Tower floors. Stays fresh for months and just a crumb will fill you. |
| Tower-Trekker's Onesie |
Who needs a robe when you've got a comfy onesie? This cozy outfit is perfect for exploring the endless tower, with built-in footies for those chilly dungeon crawls. |
| Giant Pool Noodles |
Exactly what it sounds like. Turn any pool in the Tower into the biggest cup of ramen you've ever seen! Yum! |
| Sandals of Swift Strides and Stylish Stomps |
Whether you're running late or strutting your stuff on the catwalk, these have you covered! They change color depending on your mood. |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
| S.H.I.T Power Alert |
Love greeting fresh meat? Are you confusingly helpful?Are you definitely not affiliated with any sort of cult? This is THE batsignal for the Spiral Helper Info Team! Big flashy button! MEEP, MEEP, FRESH MEAT DETECTED! Get yours NOW! |
| Waterpot Relish |
Lush and soaked relish from the oasis gardens of the Tower. Perfect for any dish, wish or fish. Holds some magic powers. Maybe. |
| ReactsWithWords Plushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
| Mylvee Plushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |
| Pre-wrapped Bacon |
If only I had a million dollars... |
| Spiral Chandelier |
Classy yet narcaleptically inhospitable. |
| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
| Lovely Lactase Pills |
An easy to chew and swallow pill. Eradicates your intolerance. Not just for milk, though. |